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	<title>The Girl Who Learned To Kneel &#187; simon</title>
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		<title>the doctor weighs in</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/12/11/the-doctor-weighs-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Artful Pursuits]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the conversation we had before Simon became a doctor. Go figure. SIMON. If you died, I would become that. THE GIRL. What? SIMON. Him. THE GIRL. Who? SIMON. That lying down cyclist. We stare as the lying down cyclist passes at a clip. THE GIRL. You would submit Elsie to that? SIMON. She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>simon says the winner is&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/06/19/simon-says-the-winner-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Caption Contests & Other Challenges]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MC! MC is the winner. I&#8217;m declaring it. No edits, no drafts, no revisions. Done is done. Send. Cookies have found a home. Yes. The satisfaction I feel in this moment. The chewy chocolate chip pecan cookies belong to her. Wait&#8230;maybe I&#8217;m making too much of this. Actually, this could be a chapter. Fuck eroonazole. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s caption time&#8230;yes&#8230;yes&#8230;yes!</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/06/12/its-caption-timeyesyesyes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Artful Pursuits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caption contest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cookies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[stress relief]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for another caption contest! So&#8230;what caption should be scrawled across this picture? This time Simon will be the judge. Know that your comment could be just the thing that keeps him from crawling under his desk and weeping from the anxiety of it all. He is looking for humour! Oh yes, and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>fantabulous from the airport</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/03/10/fantabulous-from-the-airport/</link>
		<comments>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/03/10/fantabulous-from-the-airport/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Fantabulous Offerings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brian tracy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chin acne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elsie]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Reggae]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/?p=1155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 8-14 WHAT I&#8217;M READING: Seventeen dollars worth of magazines. Simon was appalled. I&#8217;m like, that&#8217;s only three magazines &#8211; one of which was NOT People&#8217;s. I read it at the cash. And anyway, how can you read a book on the plane with Elsie and her many needs, which seem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>welcome to the cruel world, elsie. good thing you have rock hard abs. that will help.</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/03/05/welcome-to-the-cruel-world-elsie-good-thing-you-have-rock-hard-abs-that-will-help/</link>
		<comments>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/03/05/welcome-to-the-cruel-world-elsie-good-thing-you-have-rock-hard-abs-that-will-help/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Letters To Important People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Story O' My Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elsie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rumbling ramblings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Elsie, You only have one grandma now, a fact that has been making me quite low of late. A little less weighty is the fact that you are developing rock hard abs through your Elsie version of a crunch. You lift your head (which is probably more than half your body weight &#8211; so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>fantabulous in regina</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/03/02/fantabulous-in-regina-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the week of March 1-7: WHAT I&#8217;M READING: A French novel, Lignes de faille by Nancy Huston. I read this novelist for the first time in University. But somehow reading with the knowledge that I will be writing NO paper has made me love her even more. What a precocious protagonist, that Sol! Nope, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>theatre buddies</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/02/27/theatre-buddies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Portraits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elsie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Regina]]></category>
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		<title>in loving memory of Marianne Alfred</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/02/17/in-loving-memory-of-marianne-alfred/</link>
		<comments>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/02/17/in-loving-memory-of-marianne-alfred/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[in memory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ma]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/?p=1080</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Simon&#8217;s mother passed away suddenly on Sunday evening. She was an astonishingly brave woman, having battled a number of serious health conditions throughout her life. This is a photo I took while Simon&#8217;s parents were visiting us in California. The three of them just happened to turn up in yellow, which made for a perfect [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>orgasmic espresso</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/02/09/orgasmic-espresso/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I interviewed my husband about his espresso obsession, an obsession I find vaguely sexy. I think it&#8217;s the expert factor. I tend to idolize other people&#8217;s knowledge, particularly every single one of my male professors throughout my university career. It&#8217;s a weakness. THE GIRL: Honey, why do you love espresso? THE HUSBAND: Part of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 random wednesday thoughts, one snippet, and one confession</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/02/04/5-random-wednesday-thoughts-one-snippet-and-one-confession/</link>
		<comments>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2009/02/04/5-random-wednesday-thoughts-one-snippet-and-one-confession/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Story O' My Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bach]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. I miss the event of the ants. The hornet in the bathroom is annoying, but not a story. 2. I am struck by the institution of The Crossing Guard. People helping other people cross the street. This still exists? 3. My cat snores louder than my baby. 4. New favorite drink: lemon, hot water, [...]]]></description>
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