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	<title>The Girl Who Learned To Kneel &#187; short story</title>
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		<title>Goldberg: A Narrow Escape</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the beginning&#8230; She is going to have to plan her escape. It&#8217;s either make a decisive move or be forever glued to this couch with Goldberg reciting the rules of her defrauding business, panda slippers bobbing. She considers her options. Pummel Goldberg with a heavy object, distract her with a task, or simply run. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goldberg: Self-Help Junkies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goldberg: Fraud Artist &#8220;Listen, Laser,&#8221; Goldberg says firmly. &#8220;If you&#8217;re going to keep fainting, we&#8217;re not going to get anywhere.&#8221; Laser can&#8217;t help but agree. She nods and forces herself into a seated position. Shitballs! Why is she trying to accommodate her captor? She has always been &#8216;way too nice. More for her therapist. How [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goldberg: Fraud Artist</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goldberg: She Speaks This time she sits up with a jolt. &#8220;Goldberg,&#8221; she calls into the hot apartment air. &#8220;Yes?&#8221; Goldberg pokes her head out of the kitchen, revealing a coral nightie and big panda slippers. She appears to have slipped into something more comfortable while Laser was busy fainting. Her legs are hairy, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goldberg: She Speaks</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goldberg: Shitballs When she comes to, she finds herself face to kneecaps with the creature. The she-male looks concerned and is hovering at an uncomfortably close distance. Beside her wheelchair is a bucket of washcloths. Laser notices the multiple damp wash cloths littered over her own body. So many wash cloths. It&#8217;s weird, but she [...]]]></description>
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