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6 enigmas

Attempting to cut the neck of a dive suit. The directions read: “The edge of the collar must be parallel to the circumference of the neck.” What? Parallel to the circumference…is that even possible? We lob the image around in our minds, but ultimately are left puzzling. The Girl Who Learned To Kneel. Who precisely [...]

baby elsie to baby llama

Dear Elsie, We’ve run into a little snag and immigration won’t let Daddy back into the US. Nasty, nasty immigration. Are you happy in Toronto, Kitten? I get the sense you might be feeling a little antsy. You and me both. We miss the California smog, don’t we? Well, here’s a picture of a baby [...]