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5 random wednesday thoughts, one snippet, and one confession

1. I miss the event of the ants. The hornet in the bathroom is annoying, but not a story. 2. I am struck by the institution of The Crossing Guard. People helping other people cross the street. This still exists? 3. My cat snores louder than my baby. 4. New favorite drink: lemon, hot water, [...]

dear neighborhood cats

Please stop being around every corner in my apartment complex splayed out on the sidewalk like you own the place and blocking my path. You’re scaring me. Like seriously freaking me out. And Elsie doesn’t like it when I pee myself ’cause then I have to put her down to change my pants. And PLEASE [...]