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cat love

My cat needs more love. (Don’t we all?) She’s licking herself raw. Declaring psychological trauma. The sly owners observed for 13.5 months before concluding: “The Fat Cat Feels Usurped By The Really Cute Baby With The High Pitched Squeal.” Then they sat around and ate toast. “Where’s Elsie—I mean Frannie?” she wondered. “Good question. Where [...]

the battle wages

Our cat, Frannie is constantly trying to prove herself these days. Elsie does a roll, so does Frannie. Elsie reveals her belly, so does Frannie. It’s a battle really, a battle Elsie regularly wins. She, of course, has the human advantage with the facial communication and the giggles…particularly endearing for her human admirers. On the [...]