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simon says the winner is…

MC!
MC is the winner. I’m declaring it. No edits, no drafts, no revisions. Done is done. Send. Cookies have found a home. Yes. The satisfaction I feel in this moment. The chewy chocolate chip pecan cookies belong to her.
Wait…maybe I’m making too much of this. Actually, this could be a chapter. Fuck eroonazole.
YEAH!!!! [...]

it’s caption time…yes…yes…yes!

It’s time for another caption contest! So…what caption should be scrawled across this picture? This time Simon will be the judge. Know that your comment could be just the thing that keeps him from crawling under his desk and weeping from the anxiety of it all. He is looking for humour! Oh yes, and the [...]

and the winner is…

Congratulations, Anna. Your caption captures the spirit of our glorious Elsie. Fortunately she can’t talk and proclaim her burden! You will be receiving 5 extra-large soy chocolate bon bons – the best chocolate I’ve ever had. If you’re off chocolate for some reason or extremely allergic, um…I can help you out.
Thank you to everyone who [...]

calling all caption writers with a love of hot sh*&: round 2

We remember round 1 with fondness.
But we bravely forge ahead to round 2. So…calling all caption writers, all you creative types, all you internet surfers with glib (or heart-felt) one-liners yearning for articulation – here’s your chance.
What is this photo’s caption?
Winner will be announced in one week. At noon. Prize TBA, but it [...]