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		<title>the ant exodus</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/11/19/the-ant-exodus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe you&#8217;re wondering what happened to the ants. Well, I think Jesus dropped in and carried them away on a chariot. A miniature ant chariot. He quietly ushered them in, one by one, in his gentle Jesus way. A totaly orderly ant exodus. Thank you, Jesus. It&#8217;s possible that he then proceeded to drop them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>love and ants</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/10/16/love-and-ants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever she spots her husband hauling things out of cupboards with a sort of painful determination, she wants to cry. &#8220;What are you doing? &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;ll see when you come out here?&#8221; She buries her head in the covers and sighs heavily. But the masochist in her can&#8217;t resist. She has to see the damage. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i will never talk about ants again&#8230;probably.</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/09/11/i-will-never-talk-about-ants-againprobably/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I promise this will be my last &#8216;ants&#8217; post, because I realize the topic is getting old. But I wanted to at least share our new way of thinking about them&#8230;it&#8217;s NOW&#8230;a chess match. They make a move (find a new hole&#8230;), we make a move (apply more caulking). They make a move (find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>sassy&#8217;s no substitute for elsie, and that&#8217;s a fact!</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/08/26/sassys-no-substitute-for-elsie-and-thats-a-fact/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Elsie, Well, my little kitten. It&#8217;s time for an update. For starters, the other day I had such bad gas cramps, I thought I must be in labor. The pain was take-my-breath-away bad. Fortunately, it wasn&#8217;t a real emergency because it took the midwife four days to call us back. She left a message [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the recluse has a fondness for art</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/08/14/the-recluse-has-a-fondness-for-art/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She thinks she might be becoming a bit of a recluse and wonders if it&#8217;s a problem. Or not a problem. Strange behavior for an actor though. Maybe. For a few moments the sky is dark. She needs to act fast if she&#8217;s going to walk. But no sooner does she think the thought, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a 5 sentence preamble. plus, things that irk: installment numero dos</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/08/08/a-5-sentence-preamble-plus-things-that-irk-installment-numero-dos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandma told me the first word I learned was &#8220;more.&#8221; Gives me pause. Is it wrong to ask women to stop telling me their birthing horror stories? Gentle Simon told his colleague to &#8216;Fuck off.&#8217; It&#8217;s comforting to know he also has an evil twin. When our air conditioner starts blowing, Simon and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ants are like stalkers</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/08/06/ants-are-like-stalkers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ants are like stalkers. They are constantly lurking, just waiting to surface. Not that I&#8217;ve had much experience with stalkers. Though I did have a pervert rollerblader in short shorts show me his balls when I was eleven. I didn&#8217;t quite know what I was looking at, but I knew enough to be perturbed. Ants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>hubs would like to call this post: boring ass!</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/06/20/hubs-would-like-to-call-this-post-boring-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/06/20/hubs-would-like-to-call-this-post-boring-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the week of June 15-21: What I&#8217;m reading: Well I finished Sex, Lies and Videotapes, and then I read Betrayal by Harold Pinter. Now I&#8217;m moving on to a systemic reading of Flannery O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s short stories. I am going to study her for form. Yep, yep. What I&#8217;m watching: Hypnobirthing videos. Who wants to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>three miracles of unequal proportion</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/05/06/three-miracles-of-unequal-proportion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 21:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother says the ants are a blessing &#8217;cause they keep us doing the dishes. My plant has miraculously come back to life and seems to be thriving. We are having a little girl. The technician called her a &#8216;drama queen.&#8217;]]></description>
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		<title>5 reasons to flip my lid</title>
		<link>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/04/29/5-reasons-to-flip-my-lid/</link>
		<comments>http://thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com/2008/04/29/5-reasons-to-flip-my-lid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Girl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) Josh and Dee&#8217;s dog. It has been barking for many hours now. Not unlike the barking I heard this morning at 6:45 when I was desperate for a few more minutes of sleep. In fact, I think it&#8217;s the same gosh-darn barking! I&#8217;m thinking I might have to go outside and flip my lid [...]]]></description>
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