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Category Archives: Caption Contests & Other Challenges

youtube wants me

An update: My youtube video—the one where Simon cuts my bangs—has now had something like 42,000 views. As such it is now considered a ‘popular video.’
Who knew that so many people would want to watch this (including ‘bebobitch’—look for his enlightening comments):

Because it is popular (according to youtube), I was contacted about setting [...]

a conversation with myself

How’s your positivity challenge going, Rebecca?
I’m so glad you asked.
Well…I’m interested in your life.
Well…it’s hard.
Oh.
I’m not very good at it.
Oh.
But…
But…
But I think I’m becoming a different person.
That’s pretty major.
Thank you for acknowledging what is major in my life.
No prob. My life too, right? P.S. What are we doing today?
First things first.
Of [...]

one step forward, a whole bunch back

Sadly, I had to revert to my old theme. For now. There are too many things Depo Square can’t do for me in this moment. We might be get back together in the future.
Thanks for your thoughts though as I consider my evolution.
On another note, I have 85 days left in my positivity [...]

88 days and not even counting

I have 88 days left in my positivity challenge. Yeah. For. Positivity.
So far it’s going very well.
For example, I walked around all morning in a suit jacket (thank you, LA thrift store) after an audition which called for corporate wear, and felt powerful, even puissant. Like a lawyer. On a quick stroll with my toddler [...]

my 91 day challenge

There are 91 days left until the end of the year (not including today), and I intend to be positive for all of them. Is that crazy or what? My fucking blessing jar is going to be overflowing, stuffed, piled high. Oh my goodness. If you want to join me, I commit to sending you [...]

simon says the winner is…

MC!
MC is the winner. I’m declaring it. No edits, no drafts, no revisions. Done is done. Send. Cookies have found a home. Yes. The satisfaction I feel in this moment. The chewy chocolate chip pecan cookies belong to her.
Wait…maybe I’m making too much of this. Actually, this could be a chapter. Fuck eroonazole.
YEAH!!!! [...]

and the winner is…

Congratulations, Anna. Your caption captures the spirit of our glorious Elsie. Fortunately she can’t talk and proclaim her burden! You will be receiving 5 extra-large soy chocolate bon bons – the best chocolate I’ve ever had. If you’re off chocolate for some reason or extremely allergic, um…I can help you out.
Thank you to everyone who [...]