The Girl Who Learned To Kneel

A couple of things to look out for as you watch this video:

1) The German soother which now fits Elsie’s face. You might remember when it didn’t. Exhibit A. Perhaps you’re wondering if we have any intentions of ever removing the large-German-soother-which-now-fits-admirably from her daily routine? Excellent query. To which I have no reply. I think about it from time to time, particularly when a rash emerges on her chin from too much German soother loving. But then my mind wanders giving Elsie just enough time to sleuth my German soother hiding spots. And then we both need a snack break. Basically my German resolve is very low.

2) The throat gurgle, which she uses as a water call. I think it’s fairly brilliant, or at the very least, extremely interesting. We should all try it. Get our loved ones to meet our needs through non-verbal, compelling throat commands. Elsie for one finds it yields 100% return.

3) The videos which come up afterward which you might care to watch. They include: an interview with our quirky midwife…and yes, she does have a very large flower in her hair…and no, she wasn’t on her way to a wedding; a video of Simon and me talking about onions for our enableyourhealth.com site which is eternally under construction. You can visit the construction site at enableyrhealth.com if you have loads of time to waste this Monday. Suggestions? Time you would like to donate to the cause? I have lots of supplements I could trade ya.

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