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Dear Mama,

Happy Birthday from me! You’re the best. Did you know that I love you…and your breasts. Really I do. Actually I could go for some milk right now. I’ll help you with your shirt. Not to mention you’re hot to trot for a mama. Seriously, when I’m a teenager do you want to hang out all the time? And are you sure you’re 29, ’cause I thought you were 20? Finally, what do you think of my teeth? I sprouted them for you. Okay, I gotta go walk the potty around the living room. Then I have some business with Sandy the Seal. Can you get me some chickpeas?

Love love Elsie

This was written by The Girl. Posted on Friday, September 4, 2009, at 6:36 am. Filed under My Peeps. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

19 Comments

  1. heather wrote:

    happy birthday sweet sister!
    love love love you lots!

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 7:45 am | Permalink
  2. The Friendly Heathen wrote:

    Happy Birthday!

    (That assumes of course that Elsie can both work a calendar and remember your birthday, but she’s a bright kid and she was spot on in her other points, so I’m inclined to trust her on this.)

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 8:06 am | Permalink
  3. MC wrote:

    Bonne Fête, chaude…- no HOT mamamsita!

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 8:07 am | Permalink
  4. Goldberry wrote:

    Happy birthday, Rebbecca! Because, at 29, you are both Elsie’s Mama, a gorgeous wife, and your own wonderful self: Rebbecca (whose name I feel I have misspelled), writer, tapdancer, actor and comedian, she of the fabulous photographs and beautiful art on her walls, she of the high-end taste in clothes and other acoutrements (also misspelled), she of the gorgeous red hair, cartoon-voice classes, endless laps in the pool, tender of heart and glorious of smile, who I miss, her own beautiful, radiant, worried and celebratory, thoughtful and dancing self.

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 8:35 am | Permalink
  5. Goldberry wrote:

    No offense, of course, to Elsie — she is indeed a wonderful mamacita too.

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 8:37 am | Permalink
  6. Megan wrote:

    i can’t comprehend how adorable this person is! enjoy your birthday, and your ridiculously attractive and intelligent family!

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 9:39 am | Permalink
  7. GB wrote:

    Hey, where’d my post go?

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 9:57 am | Permalink
  8. andrea wrote:

    happy birthday to you, friend!

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 11:27 am | Permalink
  9. Steve L. wrote:

    Hippy Baday RHR

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 1:17 pm | Permalink
  10. Aunt Elaine wrote:

    Happy, gorgeous Birthday!
    Only 29 once.
    Love, Aunt Elaine

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  11. The Girl wrote:

    Thank you, GB for those lovely words!

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 5:36 pm | Permalink
  12. The Girl wrote:

    Thanks Steve! It was a hippy day indeed.

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
  13. The Girl wrote:

    Thanks Andj!

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
  14. The Girl wrote:

    Thanks my aunt!

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
  15. The Girl wrote:

    Megan, you’re very sweet. Liking your facebook updates as usual. Funny girl you are.

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 5:38 pm | Permalink
  16. The Girl wrote:

    Thanks, Friendly Heathen.

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm | Permalink
  17. The Girl wrote:

    Love you too, miss Heather.

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm | Permalink
  18. shan wrote:

    im so late to this party but happy belated ms. becca! hope you had a lovely day. xo

    Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 9:58 am | Permalink
  19. Melskii wrote:

    back in contact with the internet — am happy to see elsie wishing you happy times for your birthday!

    wishing you an excellent 29th year (or as i have been corrected, 30th year)!!

    love melanie and Joel

    Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 11:39 am | Permalink

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