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Monthly Archives: August 2009

just another sunday in photos

I had a performance, a rendering, (a clown interpretation is also a possibility) Saturday night, which made Sunday particularly relaxing. The day after a show always feels so delicious because gone is that rumbly feeling in the gut. Lunch was also particularly chilled because it was at my adopted (not officially) sister’s new house. Heather, [...]

my unfortunate head

Elsie lies beside us indicating that she is ready to face the day. Her not so subtle hints: constant animal like movements in every direction. Splayed on her back then quick on her knees rocking like an eager puppy; now back into downward dog chanting doo-be-doo-be-doo, then summersault back to prone. Repeat. The best part [...]

vran & gertie hit the park for a photo op

My friend Meghan took the pics. Thank you, darling! You can see more of her stuff here.

john, the recipient of awesome

By far the most creative blessing receptacle (read here and here to get up to date) received from a reader and participant in my blessings receptacle challenge (for which he has something awesome coming to him). He wrote: This is my blessings receptacle. Wait, that sounds vaguely obscene, which was not what I intended. “Receptacle” [...]

does mommy have a great big one?

Two conversations I wasn’t privy to myself, but was privileged to have had recounted to me. Enjoy. (Names are invented.) BENJAMIN. Does Mommy have a penis? KELLY. No. Does Benjamin have a penis? BENJAMIN. Yes, Benjamin has a penis. Does Mommy have a great big one? KELLY. No, does Benjamin have a great big one? [...]

fantubulous is life at the end of august

WHAT I’M EATING: Deer steaks, strawberry ice cream made from real Ontario strawberries, and green olives before bed. WHAT I’M WATCHING: Six Feet Under, a series that has Simon and me completely hooked. Unfortunately (or fortunately) our grubby hands were unable to obtain all six seasons, otherwise we would have experienced our entire cottage excursion [...]

a note about my donation button

Just a note about my donation button and its presence on my site. I placed the donation button on my site as an alternate way to earn a little income after Google banned me from their ad program. (Don’t ask. It’s a very sore subject for everyone in my household. Namely my mother who clicked [...]

honte

She’s feeling powerful. In her wide pants with the fitted green tank top. She looks…appealing. Not to mention her baby. Beautiful and charming. Courting all the sales women with her giggles and fluttering lashes. The woman in green tries on three dresses, but rejects them all. “They’re not quite right. Too bad,” she says to [...]

kneeling girl, egon schiele

Just a kneeling girl. That’s all.

an exercise in whimsy: the fruits of a late-night screening

We’re sitting in the movie theatre preparing for a late night screening of Julia and Julia. I’m elated because I’m in the middle of my two smart women. I have them contained, pinned down. They WILL answer my questions. ME. I need your help. SISTER. I helped you last night. ME. You didn’t seem interested [...]