confusion be gone

FRIEND: Does Simon get upset reading your Goldberg story?

ME: No. Definitely not. He knows Kyle isn’t him. It’s not at all biographical. Okay, the stuff about the ants and Laser being pregnant in a hot climate, and the credit card thief, and the parkay floor, and the self-help—based on reality. True. But there is no Goldberg and Simon is in no way a douchebag husband.

FRIEND: I just wondered if he minded.

ME: Nope.

Later that day.

ME: Do you ever get upset reading the Goldberg story?

SI: No, I know I’m not a douchebag. Plus, you let me touch your butt.

ME: So we’re good then.

This was written by The Girl. Posted on Thursday, July 23, 2009, at 8:04 am. Filed under Goldberg, Story O' My Life. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

5 Comments

Natalie wrote:

Ha!

Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink
heather wrote:

Ha also!

Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 9:16 am | Permalink
GB wrote:

Hee hee.

Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Permalink
MC wrote:

My confusion. Definitely gone!

Friday, July 24, 2009 at 6:32 am | Permalink
Steve L. wrote:

You let him touch your butt??!??!!!?!!!

You think the two of you are married…

Oh wait, that’s right he is NOT the douchebag husband.

On a side bar, I bet in twenty years no will understand the reference to douche bag. Honestly, when was the last time you heard anyone even mentioning them?

Friday, July 24, 2009 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

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