It’s time for another caption contest! So…what caption should be scrawled across this picture? This time Simon will be the judge. Know that your comment could be just the thing that keeps him from crawling under his desk and weeping from the anxiety of it all. He is looking for humour! Oh yes, and the winner gets cookies—the kind Simon eats by the handful in his writing prison. Chocolate chip pecan. Chewy.
Winner announced next Friday. So get those caption juices flowing, ’cause the weary science man needs you. Readers, you never disappoint.
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I think I could win my own prize of delicious cookies. They are great with tea, by the way. Orange Pekoe. Here goes. “Check out the fruits of my procrastination — a wonderful origami piggy bank I made from one of my many thesis drafts!”
“Somebody, please fill me up – small change, big bills, big ideas, big words.”
…accepting donations – pork flavoured…
“And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to buy a thesis to end the misery!”
When in doubt, listen to the piggy bank. *big earphones required*
Patrick the pig bank: Step one in filling my gut is to give a charming but inquiring eye.
That’s right, I’m submitting two!
“I’ve asked the pig… and weird… he refuses to stay up all night and finish typing my thesis. WHAT GOOD IS THIS PIG??”
Thesis Fashion – the rainbow look with comfort, earphones, and protection from the desk lamp.
Post-Thesis Fashion will be provided by the savings in the Piggy Bank.
Study and think and do all week,
Come friends collective care,
Let’s break to eat and chat mystiques,
See, I’ll bring (ka-chink) my $hare.
The piggy says my beats are big in Japan,
I say to piggy, “you’re small in my hand”.
y’know because some small time DJ’S are “no biggie” here but are “biggie” deal in japan.
(From Tim)
option 2 –
I’m saving up for studio time.
My album’s going to be called “Swine Rhyme : Baconator”
Simon has been writing his thesis,
using everything from his rhesus,
but his loving honey,
only thinks of money,
Who might get a husband prosthesis.
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