The tale.
Simon’s walking down Kipling with Elsie (as per the photo) listening to his ipod.
A dude wearing moonboots with the physique of someone who plays dungeons and dragons (explains Simon) passes him doing the same.
Suddenly dude shouts out, “You don’t wanna know that looks like!”
Simon, unfazed by hecklers, yells back, “What? Like my big belly?”
“Nope. One word. Monoboob.”
And there you have it.
Just another day with Elsie in the sling.
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my first thought was “where are those rocks on kipling?”
second thought “elsie looks awfully small!”
third thought was “that sky looks like california… and heeeeeeyyyy… so do those rocks!”
fourth thought “waaaaait a minute…”
you get my drift?
i also like the way
monoboobs and moonboots
look together
picture was taken in california when elsie was smaller
i was just trying to give an idea of said monoboob. indeed, the monoboob is now twice the size.
but now that i re-read, it certainly was ambiguous. ‘as per the photo’ was referring to the ensemble and not the giant rocks.
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