The Girl Who Learned To Kneel

Congratulations, Anna. Your caption captures the spirit of our glorious Elsie. Fortunately she can’t talk and proclaim her burden! You will be receiving 5 extra-large soy chocolate bon bons – the best chocolate I’ve ever had. If you’re off chocolate for some reason or extremely allergic, um…I can help you out.

Thank you to everyone who participated in the Caption Contest, Round 2. The captions were all witty with a sliver of glibness, but at the same time most definitely heart-felt. In the spirit of my voice teacher in theatre school who would go around the circle applauding each one of us with an intimate gaze and “Thank you for your work” – I do the same for each one of you. Don’t be embarrassed as we lock eyes, Steve L, Marie, and Aunt Elaine (and the rest!). Just accept my sincere admiration.

In fact, internet, I want to create a bit of an artist hub here at thegirlwholearnedtokneel.com, a place where other writers can leave their mark. But more on that later. Just keep your fingers poised.