The Girl Who Learned To Kneel

Here’s our latest ditty. Well, it’s really Simon’s ditty, but I sing it too. ‘Cause frankly, Twinkle Twinkle gets old. Not to mention it’s totally impersonal. This ditty on the other hand, is entirely specific. Nothing says lovin’ like a personalized ditty. Unless of course lovin’ for you is hot dogs or excursions to the mall or zebras kissing or…something very different. In which case, walk away. Nobody is making you listen. The guy from Ireland who said nasty things about our Bangs video didn’t seem to get that part. Apparently he needed a more specific directive: “Walk away, guy from Ireland who has a lot of anger and whose time is extremely valuable. Just walk away.”

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