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This is what Simon and I do in the morning. Lemon shots. Gets the kidneys all fired up. Genius really. Particularly since my mother gave us that lime green lemon squeezer from Germany. (What is it with me and specialty items from Germany? Good question!) You should do it too. Okay, fine, you can make your own decisions when it comes to lemon shots. But your kidneys will explode if you don’t. Okay, fine. They probably won’t. But they might.

I am so tired. Elsie wasn’t so much into going to bed this evening. Not to mention the sea of boxes just got uglier. And a couple cupboards exploded more crap.

All I can say is damn traffic jam. DAMN!

Really. I’m that tired.

4 Comments

  1. Steve L. wrote:

    Tequila!!!!

    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 7:19 am | Permalink
  2. Steve L. wrote:

    Just to warm you, a recipe that someone sent me. I thought I would pass it on.

    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies !!!
    Ingredients:

    1 cup water
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 cup sugar
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups dried fruit
    1 (750 ml) bottle tequila (Jose Cuervo or your other favorite brand)

    Directions:

    1. Sample the tequila to check quality.
    2. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the
    highest quality.
    3. Pour one level cup tequila and drink.
    4. Turn on the electric mixer.
    5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    6. Add one peastoon of sugar.
    7. Beat again.
    8. At this point it’s best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so
    try another cup just in case.
    9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
    12. Mix on the turner
    13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose
    with a drewscriver.
    14. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
    15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
    16. Who geeves a sheet.
    17. Check the tequila.
    18. Add one table.
    19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
    20. Whatever you can find.
    21. Greash the oven.
    22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    23. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
    24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the quetila
    and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
    25. Cherry Mistmas !

    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 7:23 am | Permalink
  3. heather wrote:

    steve. that is one of my most fave recipes!!
    xo heather

    Friday, December 12, 2008 at 10:40 am | Permalink
  4. heather wrote:

    bec. i started doing lemon shots after visiting you. i did more research and found out that it is most beneficial for your body to be balanced to an alkaline internal ph in order to fight disease. strangely, although lemons are acidic… they are the most alkaline forming food you can consume.

    my naturopath confirmed this and encouraged me to continue the lemon squeeze first thing in the am.

    ;)
    love yah

    Friday, December 12, 2008 at 10:45 am | Permalink

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