“Can you tell Elsie that I love her later?”
“Just tell her right now.”
“But you’re with her all day. Like, you get one hundred chances to tell her. I only get ten.
Is that fair?”
“Well, you don’t have to push her out of your genitalia. I don’t think ‘fair’ is really the word.”
“You forgot the ‘u’ in neighbor.”
“Actually, that’s how I do it now—the American way.”
“WHAT? You’ve only been here a few months and now you’re traitoring us? Are you American in your heart or are you one of us?”
“My insides feel weird. Maybe I’m giving birth.”
“What you need is lots of kaking.”
“Oh.”
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What, in heaven’s name, is “kaking?” Sounds really. . . . weird.
I’ll tell mom to talk to Relle – I never anticipated spelling it without a C though?
xo (liking the pictures)
Hmm, … ah, kaking (or caking), really!!!
Are you sure? I mean really, really sure.
It sounds like if it happens you might not like the OUTcome.
So again, are you really, really sure? Or is Simon suggesting something to get even for something?
Blessings (and I really mean it this time.)
we’re sitting here debating the spelling of ‘kaking’ – could be ‘kacking’ – simon is shaking his head. it’s a word, courtesy of my good friend in Markham, Canada. refers to bathroom activities. that’s all.
i have never heard of kaking either… i thought maybe you wanted to go kayaking… with the lake in the background and all…
and I’M FAMOUS!! you put our convo in there!!! xoxoxo
i think i like the snippets series too.
must i teach you all?
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